Recently,a doctor in a hopital emergency room wa treating a man with a broken arm.He aked how the accident had happened.
"So,what about the broken arm?"the doctor aked.The patient told him he wouldn't believe it,but thi i what happened.
He wa in the bathroom preparing to take a hower when he uddenly heard terrible cream from hi wife in the living room.Without waiting to dre,he ruhed into the living room and found hi wife pointing under the couch,yelling"Snake,nake!"He grabbed a broom and wa on hi hand and knee looking under the couch when the family' dog wandered into the roon.The dog walked up behind him and touched him with hi cold,wet noe.For the man,already on edge and expecting to confront a nake,that cold noe wa quite a hock;he lunged forward o violently that he hit the edge of the couch and knocked himelf out.Hi wife,thinking that her huband had had a heart attack,called the recue quad.They arrived and loaded the man up onto the tretcher.He uddenly revived and inited that he wa quite all right and that they hould put the tretcher down.They panicked and dropped the tretcher with the man on it.In attempting to break hi fall,he broke hi arm intead.Well,the two recue quad men uddenly looked down and aw a long nake crawling out from undr the couch at their feet.WWw.hAOzuowEn.com